Comic Con Madness Part 1

Crashing through the crowded halls,
Dodging girls like ping-pong balls,
Just to reach the bathroom on time
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Leaping over laundry piles,
Diapers you can smell for miles,
Guy's gotta do what he can to survive!
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
Duck, dodge, push and shove,
It's how we show our love!
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
One boy and ten girls
(Wouldn't trade it for the world!)
Loud! House! Loud! Loud House!

Lily: Poo-poo!

The Loud House
(featuring Logan Loud plus Larry and Lemmy)

Collin Dean as Lincoln
Caleel Harris as Clyde
Catherine Taber as Lori
Liliana Mumy as Leni
Nika Futterman as Luna
Cristina Pucelli as Luan
Jessica DiCicco as Lynn and Lucy
Grey Griffin as Lola, Lana, and Lily
Lara Jill Miller as Lisa

and introducing

Steven Blum as Logan Loud
Tara Strong as Larry and Lemmy
and
John DiMaggio as Bad Lemmy

Comic Con Madness

[At The Loud House]

Lincoln Loud: Hi, kids! You wanna know my favorite superhero? Ace Savvy! I loved him since I was in diapers. And tomorrow's the day of the Comic Book Convention, where they announce a new Ace Savvy Movie! I'll invite my sisters and my adoptive brothers and my evil twin brother there.

[At Lori and Leni's Room]

Lincoln: Hi Lori! Hi Leni! Wanna go to the Comic Book Convention with me?
Lori Loud: I'll pass.
Leni Loud: I'll go! Lori. Do it for Lincoln.
Lori: Fine.

[At Luna and Luan's Room]

Lincoln: Luna! Luan! Wanna go to the Comic Book Convention with me?
Luna Loud: Yeah, dude!
Luan Loud: Okay! I'm such a comic con-air! [laughing] Get it?

[At Lynn and Lucy's Room]

Lincoln: Lynn! Lucy! Wanna go to the Comic Book Convention with me?
Lynn Loud: Okay!
Lucy Loud: I rather die.
Lynn: Lucy! Join the fun!
Lucy: Alright.

[At Lola and Lana's Room]

Lincoln: Lola! Lana! Wanna go to the Comic Book Convention with me?
Lola Loud: No way!
Lana Loud: Sweet! Lola! Join the Comic Book fun!
Lola: Fine. Geez.

[At Lisa and Lily's Room]

Lincoln: Lisa! Lily! Wanna go to the Comic Book Convention with me?
Lisa Loud: Negative, elder brother. I prefer working on my Time Twister Machine.
Lily Loud: Ga Ga! Eh?
Lisa: Fine. The Time Twister Machine will wait.

[At the garage]

Lincoln: Logan! Wanna go to the Comic Book Convention with me?
Logan Loud: STOP! The moon! A starry sky! And tiredness mean anything to you? IT'S 2 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING! YOU KEEP TELLING THE SISTERS TO GO TO THE STUPID COMIC BOOK CONVENTION, BONEHEAD!
Lincoln: Dang it.

[At the Living Room]

Lincoln: Larry. Lemmy. Wanna go to the Comic Book Convention with me?
Larry Loud: Sure.
Lemmy Loud: YAY!
Lincoln: This is awesome!

[The Next Day]

Lincoln: Sisters! And brothers! The time has come! We are about to enter the greatest and bestest comic book convention ever!
Larry: Awesome!
Lemmy: I love it!
Clyde McBride: Hey! Did I miss something?
Lincoln: Let's suit up! [he puts on his Ace Savvy costume] I am Ace Savvy!
Clyde: [he puts on his One-Eyed Jack costume] And I am One-Eyed Jack!
Larry: Hey. Who's Ace Savvy?
Lincoln: He's the greatest superhero ever! Backstory. Before he was Ace Savvy, he was once the son of a rich family. Until his family was murdered by the dark evil wizard, Moldywart. He was rescued by the monks. They teach him the way of the warrior, they teach him to use his strength, and they even sent him to Vocational School. And last, with the power of courage, he becomes ACE SAVVY!!!
Clyde: And so, he had tryouts and hired a sidekick, One-Eyed Jack. He was once a very handsome guy, until he lost his eye to the dark evil wizard, Moldywart. He teaches himself some martial arts and becomes One-Eyed Jack, who became a sidekick of Ace Savvy!
Larry: That was awesome.
Lemmy: [he shivers]
Lincoln: Lemmy! I'm so sorry?
Luna: What's wrong with him, bro?
Lincoln: He's thinking about his dead parents. When Larry and Lemmy are little, their parents were shot by a nasty drunk driver. Then Larry and Lemmy ended up in the orphanage. After that, Lemmy was picked up and sent to a laboratory, where he was subjected to creepy tests. And that's why Lemmy turns into a monster when he gets very very angry.
Lola: Oh yeah? Watch this! [she kicks a brick tower]
Lemmy: [gasps] Lola LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUD!!!!! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!! [he turns into Bad Lemmy] Grrrrrrr.....
Lola: Thank goodness, that diaper stayed on.
Bad Lemmy: [he beats up Lola a lot] [laughing] [he turns back to normal] I'm sorry, Lola. I shouldn't have gotten angry.
Lola: I understand.
Lincoln: Okay. Sisters. I made some costumes for ya. The Full House Gang!
Leni: I love 'em!
Lucy: I like the dark one.
Lincoln: Suit up, girls!

[The Loud Sisters transform into The Full House Gang via Sailor Moon style transformation sequences]

Lori: I am... The High Card!
Leni: I am... The Eleven of Hearts!
Luna: I am... The Night Club, dudes!
Luan: I am... The Joker! [laughing]
Lynn: I am... The Strong Suit!
Lucy: I am... The Eight of Spades.
Lola: I am... The Queen of Diamonds!
Lana: I am... The Royal Flush!
Lisa: I am... The Card Counter!
Lily: Ba Ba... Da Deuce!
All: We are... The Full House Gang! And in the name of the Card, we'll punish you!

[Later]

Lincoln: Cool.
Clyde: [he sees Lori's costume, then he nosebleeds] Systems failing. Goodnight. [he faints]
Larry: But what about us?
Lemmy: You made costumes for us?
Lincoln: I made 'em for ya. Larry. You're The Big One. And Lemmy. You're The Little One.
Both: Cool! [they put on their costumes]
Larry: I look so hot!
Lemmy: Yeah!
Logan: [he wakes up] Ah... The Loonies have been set free. Dang goes my afternoon sleeping.
Lincoln: Hey, Logan! Wanna come to the Comic Book Convention with us?
Logan: Hold on! This is freaky? Why are you all dressed up for?
Lincoln: We're playing Ace Savvy!
Logan: Ace Savvy? Ace Savvy? The one where the folks go... [he uses his throat slicing gesture]
Larry and Lemmy: [they shiver]
Logan: Whatever. [he reads an Ace Savvy comic book] Whoa! These Ace Savvy comics are campy! I got some rebooted Ace Savvy graphic novels, where they have blood, suffering, and pathos! Plus, the hot ladies.
Lincoln: Yeah. But they're too adult oriented for me. The classic Ace Savvy comics are great. So, you wanna go to the Comic Book Convention with us?
Logan: Okay. I'll go. But I'm... [he puts on his Moldywart costume] Moldywart! The evil wizard! [laughing]

[Later]

Rusty Spokes: I can't believe the Comic Book Convention is gonna announce the new Ace Savvy movie!
Liam: I wonder who the director will be?
Zach: I don't now. But these Ace Savvy costumes make us manly! [they see Lincoln and his sisters and adoptive brothers driving the Vanzilla]
Rusty: Dang it! Lincoln's not supposed to be Ace Savvy! I am!
Liam: No! I am!
Zach: No! I am!
All: [they beat up each other]
Logan: [laughing] It is I, Moldywart! The evil wizard! It seems that Ace Savvy has better looks than you. I'll make you my henchmen! [he gives them Evil Costumes] Together, we can rule the Comic Book Convention! [laughing]

TO BE CONTINUED