JailBreak

The Loud House Quickie

Therapy

Lincoln Loud: I don't understand life. Everyone knows my show's about a boy and his 10 sisters. But nobody knows the boy behind the 10 sisters. Oh it's like Doug always told me. You need to man up and hang out with the girls. Of course my show saved Nick's ratings from going down the drain. But who's gonna save me? And that's when I realized, I hate Pig Goat Banana Cricket! Well. I feel better!
Therapist: It's been 5 minutes.
Lincoln: Talk about progress.

[Twinkling Noises Are Heard]

[Rock Music Plays]

Fighting Evil By Moonlight!
Winning Fun By Daylight!
Never Running From A Real Fight!
They Are The Team Named Sailor Louds!

They Will Never Turn A Back On A Friend!
They Are Always There To Defend!
They're The Team On Whom We Can Depend!
They Are The Team Named Sailor...

Lori!
Leni!
Luna!
Luan!
Lynn!
Lucy!
Lola!
Lana!
Lisa!
Lily!
Don't Forget Lincoln!

Secret Powers Oh So New To Them!
They Are The Team Named Sailor Louds!

[Guitar Solo]

Fighting Evil By Moonlight!
Winning Fun By Daylight!
With The Nicktoon Stars To Help Fight!
They Are The Team Named Sailor Louds!
They Are The Team Named Sailor Louds!
They Are The Team... SAILOR LOUDS!

Episode 9: JailBreak

Lincoln: [he wakes up, and finds himself in prison] What the? Lori! Leni! Luna! Luan! Lynn! Lucy! Lola! Lana! Lisa! HELP! I'm trapped! [he found an escape route] HOW! [he jumps in, then jumps out] I'll find my sisters! Luna? Artemis? Let me help you out!
Luna (Cat): Okay.
Lincoln: [he breaks the cage]
Artemis: YEAH! Freedom!
Lincoln: Let's go! YIPE!
Saitama: We can't leave yet, Ryuko! The reason we come here is to check on The Cluster.
Ryuko Matoi: [she grabs Lori's phone] NO TEXTING!
Lori Loud: I just wanna talk to Bobby.
Ryuko: Phones are useless.
Saitama: Mmmm... I wish I could've buy some pizza.
Lincoln: Lori!
Lori: You escaped.
Artemis: Take this Transformation Wand.
Lori: Cool.
Artemis: Say Boss Power!
Lori: Boss Power!

[Transformation Sequence]

[Lori uses a wand to spin around. She gained a light blue and brown Sailor Scout suit. Finally, she makes a pose]

Lori: I feel strong! [she punches a cage] Linc. Find the others!
Lincoln: Okay!
Ami Onuki: HELP US!
Yumi Yoshimura: Tough crowd.

[Later]

Ryuko: Where is she?
Senketsu: Awww... Come on!
Ryuko: So. You're out? And you transformed? Transformation is just cheap tactic to make weak heroes strong! Don't you know anything about that?
Lori: No. You haven't.

My name is Lori.
Lori Loud.
And I'm never going down at the hands of the likes of you
Because I'm so much better
And every part of me is saying "Go get 'er."
I, Lori Loud ain't gonna follow your rules.
Come at me without any of your fancy tools.
Let's go, just me and you.
Let's go, it's coming true.

[She fights with Ryuko]

Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able.
Can't you see that my relationship is stable?
I can see you hate the way we intermingle.
But I think you're just mad 'cause you're single.

[Ryuko pulls out a scissor blade. Lori pulls out a lance. They continue fight]

You're not gonna stop what I've made together.
I am gonna stay like this forever.
If you break me apart I'll just come back newer.
And I'll always be twice the girl that you are.
I am made o-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove o-o-o-o-of

[Lincoln frees Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lola, Lana, and Lisa. Then they transform into Sailor Louds. Saitama spots them, then her punches Lincoln.]

Lori:

Lo-o-o-o-ove
Lo-o-o-o-ove
Lo-o-o-o-ove

[Lucy caught Saitama]

Saitama: Don't touch that! You kids don't know what you're doing!
Lisa Loud: Leni! Turn this ship around.
Leni Loud: What ship?
Luna Loud: I got this.

[Ryuko takes down Lori]

Mm mm mm mm mm.

Lori:

This is what it is.
This is who I am.
And if you think you can stop me
Then you need to think again.
'Cause I am a feeling
And I will never end.
And I won't let you hurt my family,
I won't let you hurt my friends.

[They continue fighting]

Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able.
Can't you see that my relationship is stable.
I know you think I'm not somethin' you're afraid of.
'Cause you think that you've seen what I'm made of.

But I am even more than a big sister.
Everything they care about is what I am.
I am the fury.
I am the patience.
I am a conversation.

I am made
O-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove o-o-o-o-of

[She defeats Ryuko]

And it's stronger than you.
Lo-o-o-o-ove o-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove
And it's stronger than you.

[They make the ship down]

All: LORI!
Lori: The ship is going down! [they ship crashes down]
Luan Loud: Whoa.
Lynn Loud: What a rush!
Lucy Loud: Wow.
Leni Loud: Let's do that again!
Ami: Whoa! My dress! It's all ruined!
Yumi: I'm cool with that.
Ryuko: [she rises out]
Lola and Lana Loud: YIPE!
Ryuko: You've think you've won? You only beat me cause you're Sailor Scouts! The legend of the Sailor Scouts came from Japan! And it keeps driving me crazy! Now. I'll destroy you ONCE AND FOR ALL! HAAAAAA!!!!!
Saitama: [he punches Ryuko, destroying Senketsu] I just want some pizza.
Ami: HA! [she hits Ryuko with a guitar]
Yumi: HA! [she hits Ryuko with a guitar]
Both: [they take off their boots, making Ryuko smell their sweaty feet]
Ryuko: Ew. [she faints]
Saitama: One punch to Antarctica will chill you out. You're just like Buzz Lightyear! You're going to infinity AND BEYOND! [he punches Ryuko to Antarctica]
Lori: Yikes.
Saitama: Here's your phone.
Lori: Yay! [he her rings] Hello?
Mrs. Loud: Lori! I got some shocking news while you're gone!
Lori: No kidding? So what's wrong?
Mrs. Loud: LILY'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!
Lori: Le Gasp!
Saitama: Well. I'm off to get some pizza. Come on, girls.
Ami: YAY!
Yumi: Yeah!
Kaz Harada: Wait for me!
Clyde McBride: Uh... What just happened?

The End

Fighting Evil By Moonlight!
Winning Fun By Daylight!
Never Running From A Real Fight!
They Are The Team Named Sailor Louds!

They Will Never Turn A Back On A Friend!
They Are Always There To Defend!
They're The Team On Whom We Can Depend!
They Are The Team Named Sailor Louds!

They Are The Team... SAILOR LOUDS!

Coming Soon

Episode 10: Adventures in Baby Getting