Kaeloo and the Ghoul School Part 1

Kaeloo: Hello everybody! [she jumps down, then runs, then Mr. Cat smashes a flower, causing her to become Bad Kaeloo] ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!
Stumpy: [he shows viewers his game console and a Mr. Cool Skin comic book] [laughing]
Quack Quack: [he eats some yogurt, then gets hit]
La La-La! La-La-La La-La-La! La La-La!
Mr. Cat: [he holds a bazooka] [laughing] [Bad Kaeloo squashes him, then throws him across the screen]
La-La-La La La-La!

[We see Bad Kaeloo chasing the others]

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

KAELOO

[In a dark stormy night, we see a cardboard car driving across the rain]

Stumpy: Kaeloo! Look! Lightning! [his neck spasms]
Kaeloo: It's fine, Stumpy. Transporting from Smileyland to Earth was very difficult.
Mr. Cat: Like my lunch.
Quack Quack: Quack.
Mr. Cat: [he hits Quack Quack with a baseball bat]
Kaeloo: MR. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!
Mr. Cat: Relax, Tree Frog. It's normal to tease your friends.
Kaeloo: Alright.
Stumpy: Gosh. I really shouldn't take that new job.
Mr. Cat: Don't be such a baby, Ground Squirrel. We'll be great gym teachers. And I'll be a great assistant.
Kaeloo: I can't wait to go to that fancy girls school and try some fancy cooking!
Stumpy: Yeah! You got some good grub? I'll check the grub compartment. [he eats a sandwich, but spits it out] Yuck! Anyone want roadmap on rye?
Mr. Cat: Your brain's filled with rye, Nutcracker.
Kaeloo: [she sees a school] There it is. It's... Music School? We're looking for Miss Grimwood's Finishing School for Girls!
Mr. Cat: It's next door, Tadpole.
Kaeloo: Oh yeah. I see. [they arrive at Miss Grimwood's]

Let's Play... Ghoul School!
[laughing]

[At Miss Grimwood's]

Kaeloo: Look at that nice architechture.
Stumpy: I'm scared.
Kaeloo: It looks like a big moat.
Mr. Cat: I got this. [he picks up Quack Quack and throws him to the bridge]
Kaeloo: [she turns into Bad Kaeloo] MR. CAT!!!
Mr. Cat: What? I have nothing to do with the duck. [the bridge lowered]
Bad Kaeloo: [she turns back to normal] Mr. Cat. Once we entered this school, don't hurt Quack Quack.
Mr. Cat: I won't. [they entered the building]
Matches: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Kaeloo: Hi, little dragon.
Quack Quack: Quack.
Matches: [he breaths fire at Stumpy]
Stumpy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY TAIL'S ON FIRE! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! CALL THE POLICE! CALL MY SISTERS!!! Wait. I don't have a sister.
Miss Grimwood: Matches! Come down here!
Matches: Aaaawwww...
Miss Grimwood: You shouldn't breathe fire at a poor little squirrel. [he pours water on Stumpy]
Kaeloo: Hello there!
Miss Grimwood: Hello. You must be Kaeloo. I'm Miss Grimwood. Headmistress of this finishing school.
Stumpy: It's a pleasure to meet you. Name's Stumpy.
Quack Quack: Quack Quack.
Mr. Cat: I'm Mr. Cat. And this school sucks.
Kaeloo: Mr. Cat! You can't say bad words in front of the headmistress!
Mr. Cat: What?
Stumpy: What's next? [he sees a floating hand] GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Miss Grimwood: Oh. You might need a hand.
Stumpy: [he hears a howl]
Kaeloo: Maybe we should leave now. [a hand blocks the door]
Miss Grimwood: No time to leave. You should stay here, according to this contract you signed.
Kaeloo: Well. Okay.
Miss Grimwood: Well that's settled. I want you to meet my girls. [we see a purple bat] Here's one of them now.
Quack Quack: Quack!
Kaeloo: Don't be batty! That's no girl! [a bat turns out to be a female vampire girl with long purple hair, green eyes, light blue eyeshadow, and red lipstick, and wears a purple dress with a slit, a red belt, and red flats]
Sibella Dracula: What's wrong with batty? I'm Sibella. Count Dracula's daughter. Fang-tastic to meet you.
Stumpy: You're Dracula's daughter? [they see a werewolf girl with orange hair, red and yellow eyes, and wears a blue dress and light blue bowtie]
Winnie Werewolf: [howls]
Mr. Cat: Wow! A werewolf!
Miss Grimwood: Winnie the Werewolf to be exact. Come and meet your new teachers, Winnie.
Winnie: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
Kaeloo: Well. GOODBYE!!! [they flee, but a Franken-girl with black and white hair and wears a green dress, a light green shirt, a purple sash, and brown sandals, blocking their way]
Elsa Frankenteen: Hi. I'm Elsa Frankenteen.
Quack Quack: Quack!
Stumpy: And I'm out of here!!! Come on, Mr. Cat! [he grabs Mr. Cat]
Miss Grimwood: Oh dear. They must be tired.
Elsa: They don't run like they're tired.
Sibella: Yeah. You'd think they never met a girl ghoul before.
All: [laughing]
Winnie: [howls]

[Later]

Kaeloo: This should be a perfect hiding place!
Quack Quack: Quack!
Mr. Cat: Time out. Why are we leaving? Don't you wanna meet the rest of the girls?
Kaeloo: [they enter a basement] But those weren't girls, Mr. Cat. They were ghouls! [they see a ghost girl with white hair with a blue streak, wearing a blue dress and white boots, coming through a wall] See what a mean!
Phantasma Phantom: Hi! I'm Phantasma! [she plays on an organ] Wanna hear me play?
Mr. Cat: Not bad, Phantasma! Have you heard any rock n roll? [he grabs Quack Quack and plays music with him with a saw] Like that?
Kaeloo: [she turns into Bad Kaeloo and pounds Mr. Cat]
Stumpy: [he grabs Mr. Cat] No time for rockin', we gotta keep rollin'!
Elsa: Don't worry, Miss Grimwood! We'll find them!

[At an Egyptian themed room]

Kaeloo: We should hide here! [they enter a cycoughacus, but come out] MUMMY!!! [a mummy girl with blue eyes and a red-purple bowtie comes out]
Tanis Mummy: [yawns]
Kaeloo: Sorry, we woke ya! [they bump into Elsa]
Stumpy: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Quack Quack: Quack!
Miss Grimwood: Aaah! We see you've met the youngest of my girls. This is Tanis. The mummy's daughter.
Tanis: Are they the new gym teachers?
Sibella: Yes, Tanis. We've been waiting for them a long time.
Kaeloo: It's not very simple. You don't wanna eat us. We're just skin and bone!
Stumpy: See? Skin and bone!
Phantasma: [laughing] They're strange! Huh?
Elsa: But they're in great shape, Phanty!
Mr. Cat: Just like me.
Kaeloo: Great shape, for what?
Sibella: To teach us how to beat those Euros, of course!
Tanis: Yeah! They win everytime! I'll never get a trophy for my mummy case!
Phantasma: We need a coach with spirit!
Winnie: And show them all the right moves!
Mr. Cat: Hey! My froggy fiance has more moves than a Russian train. And... [he shows them pictures of Bad Kaeloo] She's also a multiple offender prone to violent outbursts and...
Kaeloo: Mr. Cat! I'm not sure that the girls want to see that.
Mr. Cat: Sorry. Don't worry, Tanis. We'll get ya a trophy, or my name isn't Mr. Cat!
Winnie: I'm so happy I could howl! And in fact, I will! [howls]
Sibella: But. It's Fang-tastic to have you here, guys.
Elsa: Yeah! Welcome to Ghoul School! [she pushes them]
Miss Grimwood: Well then. Here's the keys to your room. [they faint]
Mr. Cat: [he carries Kaeloo, Stumpy, and Quack Quack] Well, guys. You need to learn to respect the Ghouls.