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Let's Play Bowling

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Kaeloo: Hello there, buddies! [she jumps down, then runs, then Mr. Cat smashes a flower, causing her to become Bad Kaeloo] ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!
Stumpy: [he shows viewers his game console and a Mr. Cool Skin comic book] [laughing]
Quack Quack: [he eats some yogurt, then gets hit]
La La-La! La-La-La La-La-La! La La-La!
Mr. Cat: [he holds a bazooka] [laughing] [Bad Kaeloo squashes him, then throws him across the screen]
La-La-La La La-La La!
Pretty: [she makes a pretty pose]
Eugly: [she looks at a butterfly]
Olaf: [he kisses Olga] [laughing] [he rides on Serguei, but trips]

[We see Bad Kaeloo chasing the others]

La-La-La La La-La LA!

KAELOO

[We see Kaeloo setting up some bowling stuff]

Stumpy: Hey. What's going on?
Kaeloo: We're gonna play bowling!
Stumpy: Yeah! I love it! What's bowling?
Kaeloo: It's a game where you roll the ball to the pins, so you can get a strike.
Stumpy: WHOO-HOO!!!
Mr. Cat: Hey there, Tadpole and Nutcracker. I heard you're about to play bowling without me, cause it's my favorite game.
Kaeloo: Mr. Cat. How did you know bowling more that anyone else?
Mr. Cat: I learned that the hard way.
Kaeloo: Uh... What are you doing?
Mr. Cat: Waiting for a flashback.
Stumpy: What's a flashback?
Mr. Cat: [he hits Stumpy with a baseball bat] Just watch the flashback, Dumbell!

[FLASHBACK, a bowling tournament is held]

MC: Yo Yo Yo! Welcome to the Bowling Tournament Finals! We got two of the best bowling players ever! We got Mr. Cat!
Mr. Cat: Yay!
MC: VS. Jack the Hedgehog!
Jack: Sup.
MC: Let the bowling games BEGIN!!! [Jack rolls the ball at the pins, and gets a strike]
Jack: Yes!
Mr. Cat: [he rolls the ball at the pins, and gets a strike] WHOO!!! [later, they continue bowling] The prize will be mine.
Brothers: [the trip at Mr. Cat, causing the balls to miss the pin, as Jack rolls at the ball at the pins to get a final strike]
Jack: Alright! Go Jack! Go Jack!
MC: Jack wins! Mr. Cat! You lose!
Mr. Cat: [cries]
MC: Jack the Hedgehog! Instead of a trophy, you've won something even cooler, a trip to the Freedom Planet!
Jack: YAY! [he hops on a rocket ship] See ya, later! [laughing]
Mr. Cat: [cries]

[Present]

Mr. Cat: Ever since the day I lost, Jack became the President of the Freedom Planet and entire Silky Way Galaxy. But, however, I won so many bowling tournaments and win tons of prizes!
Kaeloo: Wow!
Stumpy: Cool!
Quack Quack: Quack!
Pretty: I don't think so. You know, I'm the number 1 bowling champion in the world.
Kaeloo: Pretty. My team and I will beat you!
Pretty: Oh yeah? I got my own team. I got Eugly.
Eugly: [she waves at Quack Quack]
Pretty: I got Olaf. A little Auk.
Olaf: I AM NOT AN AUK! I am an Emperor Penguin.
Pretty: And last but not least, James.
James: Hi.
Pretty: We're going to win the bowling tournament. Ta ta, losers.
Kaeloo: That Pretty! She makes me sick on the stomach!
Mr. Cat: [he pulls out a bazooka] Mind if I waste her? It's rabbit season, you know.
Kaeloo: No no no no no no! We need to beat her team in a bowling tournament!
Mr. Cat: Okay. When do we start?

Let's Play Bowling!

[At the Bowling Tournament]

MC: Yo Yo Yo! This is MC! Welcome to the Smileyland Bowling Tournament! There's gonna be two team! Team Kaeloo! Vs. Team Pretty! Which team will win? Let's find out!
Kaeloo: Okay, team. To beat Pretty's team, we need to stay focus!
Quack Quack: Quack!
Stumpy: [he struggles to pick up a bowling ball, so he finally picks it up] DA DA DA!!! [laughing] [the bowling ball hits his head] Why me?
Kaeloo: Stumpy! You don't play bowling like that!
Stumpy: What? I'm doing nothing wrong.
Pretty: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [she holds up her butt, with the words, You Stink, Frog!]
Kaeloo: [gasps] PreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! [she turns into Bad Kaeloo] ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!
Mr. Cat: Wow! These are muscles of steel!
Bad Kaeloo: [she pounds Pretty]
Mr. Cat: [he takes a pic of Bad Kaeloo's butt] This will be my phone's screensaver.
Bad Kaeloo: [she pounds Mr. Cat, then turns back to normal] I'm so sorry, Mr. Cat. I got angry again.
Mr. Cat: Yeah right.

[Later]

Kaeloo: La La La La La La!
Stumpy: Come on! Roll the ball, already!
Kaeloo: Stumpy! Don't interrupt me!
Stumpy: Yeah. But watching you dance drives me CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!!!
Kaeloo: [she rolls the ball, which misses the pins] Oh! It's all your fault, Stumpy! Now I can't consentrate!
Stumpy: Yeah! It's uncool if you blame it to others!
Mr. Cat: Look! Experiment 100, shooting bowling balls at the duck. [he shoots Quack Quack with bowling balls]
Kaeloo: MR. CAT!!!
Mr. Cat: Relax, Tree Frog. It's normal to tease your friends, huh Duckface?
Quack Quack: Quack.
Mr. Cat: Huh? Not even a bit. Okay. Let the pro handle this! [he rolls the ball at the pins, making it a strike] YEAH! See that, Froggy! My arms are better than your scrawny arms!
Pretty: Beat it, buster! I'm a better pro! [she rolls the ball at the pins, making it a strike] HA HA! [laughing] You'll never beat me! You'll never beat me!
Kaeloo: Okay. [she gets an idea] Look, everyone! Let's play Stumpy's sister! [she turns into Bad Kaeloo, who rolls the ball at the pins, making a strike, as she turns back to normal]
Mr. Cat: Sister?
Stumpy: Sister? Don't have one.
Olaf: Allow me. [he rolls the ball at the pins, making it a strike] GOAL!!! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!
Stumpy: MY TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!! [he struggles to pick up the ball] Oh boy. Think, Stumpy. Think. A-ha! [he picks up the ball, and throw it, but the ball hits his head] Ouch.
Kaeloo: STUMPY! THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL!!! Just roll the ball to the pins!
Stumpy: Okay. [he rolls the ball, but it misses the pins] [neck spasms]
Eugly: [she gets too scared]
Pretty: Eugly. You fat, stupid, freak! STOP PLAYING SUCH A WIMP!!!
Eugly: [she slowly rolls the ball at the pins, making it a strike] HA!
Quack Quack: Quack. [he rolls the ball at the pins, making it a strike] Quack!
James: So sorry, Kaeloo. [he rolls the ball at the pins, making it a strike] STRIKE! You're out! HA HA!!!
MC: Oh my! Which team will win? Let's find out.

[We see a montage of two teams playing bowling, with Kaeloo transforming, Stumpy failing, and Eugly getting too scared]

Kaeloo: Buddies! We're loosing! What are we gonna do?
Mr. Cat: We should fight fire with fire! We'll cheat!
Stumpy: CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT! Just like we did last time, huh Kaeloo? Remember when you turned into a big Bad Kaeloo to cheat?
Kaeloo: Yeah. But I refused to cheat! It's very bad!
Stumpy: Oh yeah? [she injects steroids on himself, then grows muscles] DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! HA HA HA!!!
Mr. Cat: [he loads the bowling balls at his bazooka] Wanna join?
Kaeloo: NO! I won't join your cheating games.
Mr. Cat: Join us, or Duckface is a goner.
Kaeloo: No!
Mr. Cat: [he shoots Quack Quack]
Kaeloo: Mr. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! [she turns into Bad Kaeloo] ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!
Mr. Cat: Bingo! Let's cheat!

[We see a montage of Kaeloo's team cheating to have more points than Pretty's team]

MC's Mom: Oh my goodness! They're breaking the rules!
MC: Yeah, Momma! A fine performance! Looks like it's a tie! We will be the winner?
Bad Kaeloo: Me tired.
Pretty: Me too. But, I need to stay focus!
James: BOO!
Pretty: GAH! [she makes the ball roll, but misses the pins] WHAT?
Bad Kaeloo: [she rolls the final ball at the pins, getting a Final Strike] YAY! [she turns back to normal] We won! We won! WE WON!!!
Pretty: [cries] I can't believe I lost!
Olaf: It's the same as all losers. One day, they'll never give up.
MC: Nice work, guys! You're winners! Instead of a trophy, you've won... a trip to the Big Beach Resort!!!
Mr. Cat: Cool!
Stumpy: I love it! [neck spasms]
Kaeloo: YAY!
James: Nice work, Kaeloo.
Pretty: You traitor! [she strangles James] I'm gonna strangle you!!!
Kaeloo: PRETTY!!! [she turns into Bad Kaeloo and beats up Pretty]
Quack Quack: [he eats some yogurt]
Olaf: My duck friend. May I eat some yogurt?
Quack Quack: Quack!
Olaf: [he eats some yogurt]

[At a Big Beach Resort]

Kaeloo: Aaah... This is the life, huh buddies?
Mr. Cat: Yeah, Froggy. The sun, the sand, the surf. There's nothing like a good vacation.
Stumpy: Yeah. I hope nothing bad happens to it.
Alex the Fox: HALT! This is my island! So get lost!
Kaeloo: [she turns into Bad Kaeloo] ROOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!! [she beats up Alex]
Stumpy: If you wanna be like me, do some selfies! [he makes a selfie]

Based on Characters created by Cube Creative Productions

Stumpy: I'm a bowling champion! [laughing]
Kaeloo and her friends play bowling.

James belongs to :iconkaeloofanno1:
Alex belongs to :iconfroexd:
Jack belongs to :iconjack-hedgehog: [Jack. It's been so many years since you blocked me from faving your cool arts on dA and FA. I'm very very very sorry for annoying you since I saw you on Flipnote Hatena. I didn't mean to be annoying. It was a dumb mistake. I just want you to be my good friend, since I'm a changed person, and I loved your artwork a lot. Can you unblock me please?]
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