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Let's Play Curse of the Clown

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Kaeloo: Hello everybody! [she jumps down, then runs, then Mr. Cat smashes a flower, causing her to become Bad Kaeloo] ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!
Stumpy: [he shows viewers his game console and a Mr. Cool Skin comic book] [laughing]
Quack Quack: [he eats some yogurt, then gets hit]
La La-La! La-La-La La-La-La! La La-La!
Mr. Cat: [he holds a bazooka] [laughing] [Bad Kaeloo squashes him, then throws him across the screen]
La-La-La La La-La La!
Pretty: [she makes a pretty pose]
Eugly: [she looks at a butterfly]
Olaf: [he kisses Olga] [laughing] [he rides on Serguei, but trips]

[We see Bad Kaeloo chasing the others]

La-La-La La La-La LA!

KAELOO

[We see Pretty walking around]

Pretty: Mmmm... What are those losers up too now? [she opens the door]
Kaeloo and Stumpy: SURPRISE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRETTY!
Quack Quack: Quack!
Eugly: MMMMM!!!
Pretty: A birthday party? For me? Wait. The last time you gave me a birthday party, it was stupid.
Kaeloo: Yeah. But this time, it wasn't stupid.
Pretty: Yeah. I agreed.
Kaeloo: Here's your birthday present.
Pretty: EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! [she opens her birthday present, and sees a new tablet] A NEW TABLET!!! I LOVE IT! Thanks, Priscilla.
Kaeloo: Priscilla? My name's not Priscilla.
Pretty: Sorry.
Kaeloo: Pretty. You promised not to make fun of me.
Pretty: I promised.

[Later, Mr. Cat comes out of his cat flap]

Mr. Cat: Huh? What are they up to now? Time to find out.

Let's Play... Curse of the Clown!

[Later]

Kaeloo: Okay, Pretty. It's time to make you laugh!
Pretty: Yay!
Kaeloo: [she draws a face on her butt, and uses her butt to talk] Hello there, Pretty. I'm way behind ya!
Pretty: [laughing]
Kaeloo: Your turn, Quack Quack.
Quack Quack: Quack. [he spins his head around]
Pretty: [laughing]
Stumpy: My turn! My turn! MY TURN! You'll laugh so hard, your bladder will explode, so you can end up wearing diapers like Quack Quack!
Pretty: I hope it isn't that bad joke last time, cause that was stupid.
Stumpy: I hate your guts.
Kaeloo: True. It's real. It's dumb.
Stumpy: If you don't like it, I'll do my jokes elsewhere.
Pretty: Fine.
Kaeloo: And you can't have a birthday party without a clown.
Mr. Cat: Yo losers. You're having a birthday party for that annoying pink bunny?
Kaeloo: Yes, Mr. Cat.
Mr. Cat: Good. I'll make that bunny laugh, so she can leave me alone. Come here, Duckface.
Quack Quack: Quack.
Mr. Cat: Now, I shall decapitate the duck. [he cuts Quack Quack's head with a chainsaw] [laughing]
Kaeloo: Mr. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!! [she turns into Bad Kaeloo] ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!! Grrrrrrrrr... [she grabs Mr. Cat and twists him into a balloon animal]
Mr. Cat: Gah!
Pretty: [laughing]
Bad Kaeloo: [laughing] [she turns back to normal] You make me mad, Mr. Cat. And I'm very sorry. I promised not to transform anymore. It's bad.
Mr. Cat: [he unties himself] Right.
Kaeloo: And now, ladies and gentlemen. Please welcome, Bonkers the Sheep Clown!
Bonkers: Hello! Happy birthday, Pretty!
Pretty: Yay!
Mr. Cat: GAH! I hate clowns! Clowns are scary!
Kaeloo: No they're not, Mr. Cat. Clowns are fun!
Mr. Cat: Forget it, Tadpole! When I was a kitten, my parents took me to a circus. And I got terrified of clowns! I'll never forget that incident.
Kaeloo: Calm down, Mr. Cat. Let's watch this clown do his tricks!
Bonkers: [he shows off his clown tricks, then makes balloon animals] Time for a joke! Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Pretty: I don't know.
Bonkers: Because 7 ate 9! [laughing]
Pretty: [laughing]
Mr. Cat: The horror! The horror! Will this clown madness end?
Bonkers: [he slips on a banana peel, then his teeth launches and bites Mr. Cat's arm]
Mr. Cat: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bonkers: Oops. Sorry.

[Later at night]

Mr. Cat: Uuuuh... What a crazy clown. I almost lost an arm.
Pretty: Hey, Mr. Cat.
Mr. Cat: Pretty! Don't scare me like that!
Pretty: [giggling] Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Mr. Cat: Let me guess. 6 will get get tortured, barbecued, and eaten by 7?
Pretty: No! Because 7 ate 9! [laughing]
Mr. Cat: [laughing] GAH! I don't remember that laughing. I gotta go. [he goes out, then laughs uncontrollably, then the bite of the clown turns him into a clown] [laughing]
Pretty: Mr. Cat?

[Later, we see some sheep hanging around]

Sheep: Baah!
Mr. Cat: Ta-Da! It's me! Mr. Cat! The clown! Time for some fun! [he throws pies at the sheep then makes raining balloon animals] [laughing]

[Later]

Stumpy: Why nobody likes my jokes? They think I'm terrible at jokes. [cries]
Mr. Cat: Hiya!
Stumpy: CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!!
Mr. Cat: Wanna hear a joke?
Stumpy: No!
Mr. Cat: Okay. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9! [laughing]
Stumpy: [laughing] [his bladder explodes, causing him to wet the bed] Awww! You made me wet the bed! Now go away, clown!
Mr. Cat: Somebody stop me! [laughing]

[The Next Day, we see a ton of balloons]

Kaeloo: Mr. Cat? This is no time to play hide and seek. [she sees Mr. Cat, now normal, hiding in the balloon] Mr. Cat? How did you get buried by some balloons?
Mr. Cat: I don't remember any of those balloons.
Kaeloo: Mmmm...
Pretty: Hey, Mr. Cat. My fiance. I saw some sightings of a clown!
Mr. Cat: What clown?
Pretty: The clown that attacked Smileyland. And that clown is you!
Mr. Cat: Me? A clown? [laughing] [gasp] Kaeloo! I need to see a doctor! Now!

[At Dr. Otter's office]

Dr. Otter: Mmmm... This is not good. If appears that Mr. Cat has been infected by an unidentified virus. I call it, the Funny Bone Virus. By night, when an infected person sees something funny, it will laugh and turn into a clown.
Mr. Cat: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Dr. Otter: I see.
Mr. Cat: Can it be cured?
Dr. Otter: Mmmm... Yes. I'll find a cure for the virus, of you'll infect everyone in Smileyland. But remember. When night comes, don't laugh. You got it?
Mr. Cat: I got it! See ya doc!
Stumpy: My turn!
Dr. Otter: Come in.

[At night, we see Mr. Cat sleeping in his couch]

Quack Quack: [he eats some yogurts]
Eugly: [she reads some magazines]
Stumpy: Hey, guys.
Kaeloo: Hi, Stumpy! [laughing] You're wearing a diaper! [laughing]
Stumpy: [we see that he's wearing a diaper] Are you laughing at me?
Pretty: No, Hazelnut. We're laughing with you! [laughing]
Stumpy: Stop it! That's not funny!
Mr. Cat: [he wakes up] Nice diaper, Ratbait! [laughing] [gasps] Guys! [laughing] I'm turning into a clown again! [laughing] [he turns into a clown] Ta-Da! Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Pretty: Mmmmm... Because 7 ate 9?
Mr. Cat: That's right! [he throws pies at Pretty] [laughing]
Pretty: Okay, Cat! You want death? You're gonna get one! [she pulls out a bazooka, but it shoots the word bang] What the?
Mr. Cat: [laughing] Time to spread my giggle disease!
Pretty: Guys. Let's run! [they flee from Mr. Cat]
Quack Quack: [he poops himself] Quack.
Mr. Cat: [he bites Quack Quack's arm, then shows him a picture of his embarrassing New Year's Eve outfit]
Quack Quack: Quaaaaaaaa-HaHaHaHaHack! [he turns into a clown]
All: [they flee from Mr. Cat and Quack Quack]
Eugly: Mmmmm...
Quack Quack: Quack! [he bites Eugly's arm, then shows her a picture of his embarrassing Halloween costume]
Eugly: [laughing] [she turns into clown]
All: [they flee from the clowns]
Stumpy: Head for the car!
Eugly: [she smashes a car]
Stumpy: Head away from the car! [he tripped on his shoelaces] Dang! [he gets bitten by Eugly] Gah
Eugly: [she shows him a picture of her in a bikini]
Stumpy: [laughing] [he turns a clown]
Kaeloo: What should I do now?
Pretty: Just transform yourself!
Kaeloo: Yeah! But I need to get mad!
Pretty: Them get mad! Hurry!
Kaeloo: GRRRRRRR... Can't do it.
Pretty: You got a very annoying lisp! Your singing voice is thin and ready! And you smelled funny when you were yourself!
Kaeloo: PretTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! [she turns into Bad Kaeloo] ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!! Filthy clowns! Clowns punish you! [Mr. Cat bites her in the butt]
Mr. Cat: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Bad Kaeloo: Huh?
Mr. Cat: Because 7 ate 9!
Bad Kaeloo: [laughing] [she turns into a clown]
Pretty: Uh-oh... [she flees from the clowns, but get surrounded] [cries] I'm very very sorry for being mean to all of you! I was such a jerk to you! I just wanted to be nice! [cries] [she was taken by a bright light]

[Later]

Pretty: Uh... Where am I? [she sees a black box] Huh? [she opens a black box, revealing a mime kit] Wow! This is the best gift ever! I love you, stranger! Time to end this clown madness!

[Later]

James: Aaaahhhhh... What a great night. [he sees the buddies as clowns]
Bad Kaeloo: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!
Mr. Cat: It's playtime!
James: AAAAHHHHH!!!!! Creepy clowns! What should I do now? Ah! I shall prepare to die now! [he plays dead, as the clowns are about to get him, they got blocked by an invisible wall] Huh?
Pretty: [she appears wearing a mime costume and makeup]
James: Pretty? You're a mime?
Pretty: [she shakes her head]
James: Wow.
Pretty: [she uses an invisible lasso to catch the clown buddies, then puts them in an invisible box, then ties the box with some rope, then takes the clown buddies]
Dr. Otter: Hey! I found the cure! Nice mime act, Pretty.
Pretty: [she shakes her head]

[The Next Day]

Pretty: [she texts about being a mime]
Dr. Otter: The cure for the Funny Bone Virus has been a success! But unfortunately, it's got a few side effects.
Mr. Cat: Well. This clown nightmare is over!
Kaeloo: Yippie!
Stumpy: Clowns are so overrated!
Pretty: [she sees them wearing diapers] [laughing]
Kaeloo: Pretty! Stop that!
Pretty: [laughing]
Kaeloo: Grrrrrrrrr..... [she turns into Bad Kaeloo] PRETTY!!!!! ROAR! [an invisible wall blocks her way] Huh?
Pretty: [laughing] I love being a mime.

THE END

Stumpy: Diapers give me a rash.
Based on the Dexter's Laboratory episode, The Laughing.

Pretty become a hero and stops the clown madness.
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