Let's Play The Stump Squad

Kaeloo: Hello there, buddies! [she jumps down, then runs, then Mr. Cat smashes a flower, causing her to become Bad Kaeloo] ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!
Stumpy: [he shows viewers his game console and a Mr. Cool Skin comic book] [laughing]
Quack Quack: [he eats some yogurt, then gets hit]
La La-La! La-La-La La-La-La! La La-La!
Mr. Cat: [he holds a bazooka] [laughing] [Bad Kaeloo squashes him, then throws him across the screen]
La-La-La La La-La La!
Pretty: [she makes a pretty pose]
Eugly: [she looks at a butterfly]
Olaf: [he kisses Olga] [laughing] [he rides on Serguei, but trips]

[We see Bad Kaeloo chasing the others]

La-La-La La La-La LA!

KAELOO

[We see Stumpy eating some Sticky Buns]

Stumpy: Mmmmmm... Just me, and the delicious taste of Sticky Buns. [he eats tons of Sticky Buns]
Kaeloo: Hello there, Stumpy! [gasps] Look at this mess! You've been eating all of my Sticky Buns!
Stumpy: What? I don't see any Sticky Buns.
Kaeloo: You got 'em, alright. In your butt!
Stumpy: My butt? [neck spasms]
Kaeloo: Stumpy. If you wanna eat Sticky Buns, then go do it like everyone else. Go buy some.
Stumpy: I promised.
Kaeloo: I'll go check on Quack Quack.

[Later]

Kaeloo: Quack Quack? Quack Quack? [gasps] QUACK QUACK!!! Look! A note!
Stumpy: I'll read. Dear, Kaeloo and Stumpy. I just picked up your duck, and give him a big surprise. Signed, the Phantom. Quack Quack's been ducknapped by a phantom!
Kaeloo: Mmmmm... Stumpy's too weird. Quack Quack's never been ducknapped. But if he's been ducknapped, I must investigate!
Stumpy: HEY! I already have a case! So shut up and do what I say, or I'll bury you in a hole! IN A HOLE!!!

Let's Play... The Stump Squad!
Groovy, man!

[Later, Mr. Cat wakes up]

Mr. Cat: Aaah... The loonies have been set free. There goes my afternoon sleeping.
Kaeloo: Mr. Cat! You're the mysterious phantom who kidnapped Quack Quack!
Stumpy: Whoa! I'm handling this case! Mr. Cat! You're the mysterious phantom who kidnapped Quack Quack!
Mr. Cat: Why are you acting stupid?
Kaeloo: We're not stupid. You made the note that you kidnapped Quack Quack.
Mr. Cat: Enough. I said it wasn't me.
Kaeloo: So why did you kidnap him, Mr. Ca-
Stumpy: NO! This is my case! How did you kidnap him, Mr. Cat?
Mr. Cat: 1-oh! I'm totally innocent! 2-oh! My alibiy's solid as a rock! 3-oh! At the time of the crime, I was sleeping like a baby.
Stumpy: Wow. So who kidnapped Quack Quack?
Mr. Cat: Well. I'll join you, weirdos.

[Later]

Stumpy: I watched some 70's crime shows about a trio of crime fighters. We should need a name for this team.
Kaeloo: I know! How about The Smileyland Crime Stoppers?
Mr. Cat: The Mighty Mystery Crew?
Kaeloo: The Super Secret Crime Busters?
Mr. Cat: Uh... The Crime Hunting Trio?
Stumpy: No... The Stump Squad. Let's suit up!

GROOVY!
WOW!
ACTION!

[Stumpy puts on a blonde wig, purple disco outfit, a white shirt, and white boots]

Stumpy: I'm Stumpy.

[Kaeloo puts on a long blonde wig, pink sunglasses, an orange and white dress with a peace sign, a pink vest, and white boots]

Kaeloo: I'm Kaeloo.

[Mr. Cat puts on a brown afro, a green disco outfit, a white shirt, and white boots]

Mr. Cat: And I'm Mr. Cat.

All: And we're The Stump Squad!
In Color

[Later]

Stumpy: Isn't this 70's stuff cool or what?
Mr. Cat: Yeah! These were the good times, Nutcracker! [he pulls out a magnifying glass and see where Quack Quack was missing] Mmm... It appears that a mysterious phantom has kidnapped Duckface. So we don't know who the mysterious phantom is. You got that, Nutcracker?
Stumpy: Yeah. Let's find the one who's the phantom who kidnapped Quack Quack.
Kaeloo: Yay!

[We see Eugly crying]

Stumpy: Hey there, Eugly? Why are you crying?
Eugly: [she pulls out a picture of Quack Quack] [cries]
Stumpy: You know Quack Quack's gone?
Eugly: [cries]
Stumpy: Oh right.
Mr. Cat: Okay, Big Carrot Eater! You're the mysterious phantom who kidnapped the duck, so you can enslave him forever! Confess! Confess! [laughing]
Kaeloo: Mr. Cat! Why do you accuse Eugly for kidnapping Quack Quack? She's innocent.
Mr. Cat: Yeah. [he pulls out a mallet] The truth!
Eugly: Huh?
Mr. Cat: [he smacks Eugly] The truth!
Eugly: Huh?
Mr. Cat: [he smacks Eugly again] The truth.
Eugly: [cries]
Mr. Cat: THE TRUTH!!!
Kaeloo: Mr. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!! [she turns into Bad Kaeloo] ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Cat: Oh wow! You look good in Go-Go boots.
Bad Kaeloo: Funky! [laughing] [she makes a funky 70's dance, then beats up Mr. Cat]
Stumpy: Okay, Eugly. Did you see a phantom who took Quack Quack?
Eugly: Mmmmhmmmm...
Stumpy: Yeah. Who knows that phantom?
Eugly: [she pulls out a picture of Olaf]
Stumpy: Cool.

[Later]

Kaeloo: I'm sorry I lose my temper again. So I promised not to transform anymore. It's bad.
Mr. Cat: [he gets beaten to a shape of a block] Eieey!
Stumpy: Hey, guys! Olaf knows the phantom! [laughing]
Kaeloo: Whoo-hoo! Let's go find Olaf!
Mr. Cat: Isn't there a mystery for person's with reduced mobility?

[Later]

Olaf: Serguei. Keep Olga cool.
Stumpy: Hi, Olaf. You know the phantom who kidnapped Quack Quack?
Olaf: I see no phantom?
Mr. Cat: Hey, Auk. You're the phantom who took the duck, so you can turn him into a frozen dinner!
Olaf: Serguei!
Serguei: [he smacks Mr. Cat]
Olaf: I am not an auk! I AM AN EMPEROR PENGUIN! And I'm not the phantom who took the duck.
Kaeloo: Mr. Cat! Stop accusing someone of being the phantom!
Mr. Cat: What? I have nothing to do with it.
Kaeloo: Sorry about, Mr. Cat. He's a little crazy. Do you see a phantom who took Quack Quack?
Olaf: Mmmm... Oh! I did! I just saw the phantom entering a big factory.
Kaeloo: Oh no! A big factory?
Stumpy: [he eats some sticky buns]
Kaeloo: Stumpy!
Stumpy: What? Solving mysteries makes me thirsty.
Mr. Cat: Well? What are you waiting for, schmoze! To the factory!
Olaf: Be careful! The phantom is extremely dangerous!
Stumpy: Yeah, whatever!

[Later, the buddies travel through Smileyland by scooters, to jet skies, to planes, and they parachute to the factory]

Stumpy: Okay, gang. This factory has dangerous traps, deadly robots, and laser shooting sheep.
Kaeloo: Oh... These sheep look cute.
Stumpy: No! They're extremely dangerous! So... On the count to three... LET'S ROLL!!! [they dodge some dangerous traps and avoids getting shot by robots] Okay! I'm safe! [he gets hit by a rock] Why me?
Mr. Cat: [laughing]
Sheep: Baa!
Kaeloo: Hello, Mr. Sheep.
Sheep: [he shoots lasers]
Kaeloo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mr. Cat: It's time for a laser sheep massacre! DIE, YOU SHEEP!!! [he shreds all the sheep with his chainsaws]
Stumpy: [he shoots all the laser sheep with bananas] [laughing] This is just like Mr. Coolskin and the Invasion of the Laser Shooting Sheep from Saturn: A Cash Cow! This is the part where the sheep are shredded into a million pieces, stuffed into ice cube trays, and use them to cool their drinks!
Kaeloo: Non-alcoholic, I hope.
Mr. Cat: That's the last of 'em.
Stumpy: Now, to this room! [they enter a secret room]
Kaeloo: Quack Quack?
Quack Quack: [he had his head look like Pretty's] Quack.
Kaeloo: Quack Quack! You look like Pretty!
??????: That's right! [laughing]
Stumpy: It's the phantom!
??????: Don't you mean... Pretty? [The Phantom reveals to be Pretty]
All: PRETTY!?!
Kaeloo: It was you who duck-napped Quack Quack! And why you made him look like you?
Pretty: Guilty as charged! I took that duck as the guinea pig for my new invention, the Pretty-fyer. It turns someone into your's truly!
Kaeloo: Oh my! Why, Pretty?
Pretty: Many people who watched your show hated me. They described me as a egotistical bully who humiliates frogs, and ruin everyone's lives. So I planned to turn Smileyland into... Prettyland! [she reveals a map of Prettyland] Part planet, part city, part theme park, part water park, part shopping mall, all about me!
Kaeloo: Oh no!
Pretty: First, I'll banish the frog from Smileyland so she can live in a small moon, then I'll turn everyone in Smileyland into my slaves, then I'll demolish all of Smileyland and turn it into Prettyland, then I'll build pink cities everywhere, then I'll build tons and tons of shopping malls, then I'll build theme parks and water parks based on me, then I'll build factories that pollutes the air with not toxic, but glitter, then I'll start a nuclear power planet made of glitter, then I'll change the show's name to Pretty, then I'll make everyone eat carrots. I am now the Queen.
Kaeloo: Grrrrrrrrrrrr... PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! [she turns into Bad Kaeloo] Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
Stumpy: [laughing] Go for it, Kaeloo!
Bad Kaeloo: Smileyland is for everyone and not you!!!
Pretty: Hey, toad! I was just about to have fun. Right? [she flees from Bad Kaeloo, then finds a survivor bunker] Hey you! Survivor bunker! Open up! Come on! Come on! Open up! Let me in!!!
Bad Kaeloo: [she confronts Pretty] Grrrrrrrr.....
Pretty: Um... Peace? [she gets beaten up] YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!

[Later]

Kaeloo: Look Pretty! I found your missing eye!
Pretty: [she puts her missing eye back on her empty socket] And my arm! We still have to find my arm!
Kaeloo: Yeah. Pretty. This show isn't about you! It's about me! [giggling]
Pretty: Okay. I agreed.
Kaeloo: Well that's one case that's finally got solved, huh buddies?
Quack Quack: Quack.
Stumpy: [he plays as a 70's detective] Pow pow pow! Die, bad guys! [laughing]
Mr. Cat: [he blasts Stumpy and Quack Quack with a bazooka] These 70's shows are very good.
Kaeloo: [she turns into Bad Kaeloo] ROAR!!!
Mr. Cat: Maybe 70's shows are overrated.

Based on Characters created by Cube Creative Productions.

Bad Kaeloo: Funky!!!