Smurfslayer Part 1

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When Terzark, cruel champion of Galaxy Warriors, tried to steal the greatest power in the universe.
Terzark: Bring me the Power Coins.
An alien named Sensei entrusted them to dinosaurs.
Sensei: You must keep the Power Coins safe.
As for Terzark...
Terzark: IT'S A BOMB!
He was blasted deep into space. Millions of years later, a new generation of warriors used them to defeat the forces of evil and keep the Earth safe.
Agent Xero: It's morphin' time!
Power Rangers Super Toon Force!

[At the Smurf Village]

Smurfette: [she pours water at the flowers]
Brainy Smurf: [he reads his studies]
Clumsy Smurf: [he trips on the floor]
Hefty Smurf: [he lifts weights]
Papa Smurf: Aaaah... What a perfect day for lazing around. No Gargamel. No problems.

[At the Gargamel castle]

Gargamel: Mmmm... What should I do to get rid of the Smurfs? Oh, I know. I'll put them in a box and then I'll put that box inside of another box... and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... I'll smash it with a hammer! [laughing] Wait. That's too unoriginal. I'll just terrorize the Smurf Village. [laughing]

Power Rangers, Power Rangers,
Power Rangers, Power Rangers

In a world full of strife
We must fight to survive
Try to break the chains that divide!
There is only one chance
To take the right stance
Hold tight, keep our power alive! 

Go, Go Power Rangers!
Don't you ever stop!
Go, Go Power Rangers!
You will rise up to the top!
Rangers forever, Toon Force all together!

Power Rangers, Power Rangers
Power Rangers, Power Rangers
Power Rangers Toon Force!

Power Rangers: Super Toon Force

Smurfslayer

[At the city]

Terzark: Look how Earth was changed since the last time I saw it. [he sees the humans running away from him] Look at those humans. To puny. I'll just do some grocery shopping.

[At the hypermart, we see Terzark buying some groceries, appliances, deoderant, body wash, adult diapers, etc.]

Terzark: Aaah... I love grocery shopping. I feel hungry for Earth food.

[At Cici's]

Terzark: [he eats a lot of pizza] This pizza tastes great! So does the pasta!

[Back at the city]

Terzark: [he reads some adult magezines] Oh yeah. These Earth magezines are sexy.
Agent Xero: Hey, Terzark! What are you doing here?
Terzark: No death and destruction. Just enjoying some Earth fun.
Agent Xero: Okay. Bye.
Terzark: Later.

[Back at the WarriorDome]

Slizer: Hey! Have you seen Terzark?
Pauly Pauly: I don't know.
Terzark: [he wears an adult diaper and kisses Mikiza]
Mikiza: Sorry, Terzark. A diaper isn't sexy.
Terzark: But what about cupid? He's smoking hot!
Mikiza: But, he's just a baby with wings.
Terzark: Mikiza. It's not the diaper. It's what's inside. [he makes a diaper dance]
Mikiza: Dang.
Pauly Pauly: What's going on here?
Terzark: Don't even laugh.
Pauly Pauly: [laughing]
Terzark: Geez.

[At the RV]

Ben Tennyson: [he plays video games] There's nothing like playing video games.
Gwen Tennyson: Yeah. [they gets sent to WOOHP, along with Star, Marco, Lincoln, Dipper, Mabel, Todd, and Riley]
Ben: Hey! What's going on here, Jerry?
Agent Xero: Sorry. Jerry's on a vacation at the Bahamas. But this is an emergency. We need to go to the Smurf Village and protect some Smurfs.
Ben: What are Smurfs?
Agent Xero: The Smurfs are little blue creatures who lived in mushroom houses. You need to become Smurfs.
Ben: But how?
Agent Xero: These. The Smurfilizer. This ray will turn you into Smurfs.
Ben: So we can be like Sam Worthington in James Cameron's Avatar?
Agent Xero: Kinda. You'll be Smurfs for about 72 hours with no side effects.
Gwen: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Agent Xero: Now hold still. [she turns on the Smurfilizer] Here it comes! [the Smurfilizer zaps the Rangers, turning them into Smurfs]
Marco Diaz: [he looks at the mirror] GAH! I look like some aliens from a cheesy music video made by an Italian band!
Star Butterfly: Yeah!
Agent Xero: Relax, guys. We're Smurfs. Time to teleport to the Smurf Village!
All: YEAH! [they teleport to Smurf Village]

[At Smurf Village]

Smurfette: Okay, Smurflings. Stay safe. [the Rangers arrived, as Smurfs]
Agent Xero: Hello, Smurf Village!
Smurfette: Hey! Are you the new Smurfs?
Agent Xero: Yeah. We come from uuuuh... New Smurf City.
Smurfette: I see. Welcome to Smurf Village. Home of various Smurfs. Such as Brainy Smurf, Clumsy Smurf, Hefty Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, Chef Smurf, Greedy Smurf, Baker Smurf, Cobbler Smurf, Crazy Smurf, Doctor Smurf, Dabbler Smurf, Dreamy Smurf, Editor Smurf, Explorer Smurf, Farmer Smurf, Finance Smurf, Fisher Smurf, Gutsy Smurf, Handy Smurf, Harmony Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Lazy Smurf, Lucky Smurf, Miner Smurf, Nosey Smurf, Nurse Smurf, Painter Smurf, Panicky Smurf, Paranoid Smurf, Reporter Smurf, Scaredy Smurf, Sneezy Smurf, Tailor Smurf, Timber Smurf, Timid Smurf, Tuffy Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Weakling Smurf, Weather Smurf, Weepy Smurf, Wooly Smurf, Reflection Smurf, Baby Smurf, Clockwork Smurf, Wild Smurf, and even Papa Smurf and Grandpa Smurf.
Lincoln Loud: Cool. So many Smurfs.
Smurfette: Yep. We also got the Smurflings. Nat, Slouchy, Snappy, and Sassette.
Mabel Pines: Yay!
Dipper Pines: I love 'em! [they hear footsteps]
Todd Daring: GAH!
Riley Daring: What was that?
Smurfette: He's back/
Star: Who's back?
Clumsy Smurf: Some say he comes from the deepest darkest recesses of parts unknown.
Dreamy Smurf: He's the saltiest of all the swamp frogs.
Smurfette: He's the most hated person in the world!
Gargamel: And he's finally destroying Smurf Village!
Smurfette: GARGAMEL!!!
Grouchy Smurf: I hate Gargamel!
Agent Xero: I agree.
Smurfette: For years, Gargamel comes here and tries to steal us and ruin the magic!
Agent Xero: That's terrible!
Smurfette: I know!
Gargamel: Hello there, Smurfs. Allow me to introduce you to my newest creations... THE NAUGHTIES!!!
Vexy: Hey there.
Hackus: HI!
Gargemel: Meet Vexy and Hackus. They're smarter than you, more faster than you, and more stronger than you. But they're evil! Tear down everything!
Vexy and Hackus: Right! [they launch bazookas at everything]
Agent Xero: It's morphin' time! [they pull out their Morphers]

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[They morph into Smurfed Power Rangers]

Agent Xero: Power of Earth! Power of Light! POWERS UNITE!
Brainy Smurf: You strange Smurfs are the Power Rangers? Holy shitake mushrooms!
Gargamel: GET THEM!
Agent Xero: YA! [she cuffs the Naughtiest] You guys are very naughty! Let's take down that mean old Gargamel! [they go all over Gargamel]
Gargamel: GAH! HELP ME! Azreal! Do something!
Azreal: Meow.
Smurfette: Mind if I take you down?
Azreal: Meow?
Smurfette: YA! [she takes down Azreal] You Smurfed with the wrong girl.
Very: This ain't over, Smurfs!
Smurfette: Oh yeah? Papa Smurf. Turn them into real Smurfs.
Papa Smurf: Okay. [he pushes Brainy Smurf, making him fall down the big hole]
Brainy Smurf: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [he hits the ground] When will the torment end?
Papa Smurf: Sorry about that. [he uses his magic to turn Vexy and Hackus into real Smurfs]
Vexy: What happened to us?
Papa Smurf: You're real Smurfs now.
Hackus: Cool.
Gargamel: GET OF ME! MOMMY! SEND IN THE CALVERY!
Marco: [he kicks Gargamel in the nuts]
Gargamel: OOH!!! My nuts! [he flees] You haven't seen the last of me, pesky Smurfs! As for you Smurfette, Vexy, and Hackus! You're no creations of mine!
Smurfette: Bye, Gargamel!
Brainy Smurf: [he climbs up the hole] Dang.
Agent Xero: Power down! [they de-morph]
Papa Smurf: That was amazing, Smurfs I've never seen before.
Agent Xero: Yeah. We're on an undercover mission to protect Smurf Village from enemies.
Papa Smurf: Right. Smurfs. Let's give these strange Smurfs some Smurf fun.
All: Yay!

[At Risky Boots' ship]

Risky Boots: [she paints her nails] I'm so bored.
Tinkerbats: Mmmm... [he points at a monitor]
Risky Boots: Mmmmm... Gargamel huh? Time to give him a makeover he'll never forget. [she activates the Evilizer Ray]

[At Gargamel Castle]

Gargamel: [cries] This happens to me in every Smurf media. Everytime I tried to terrorize Smurf Village, those Smurfs teach me a lesson. Then those new Smurfs I never seen before become Power Rangers to finish me off. The Smurfs are small and I'm too big. [cries] [he gets zapped]
Risky Boots: Hello, Gargamel. Or should I say Smurfslayer. Risky Boots here. It seems that you're dealing with the Power Rangers. You need to be Smurf sized. Once you're Smurfed sized, you'll destroy the Power Rangers, then capture the Smurfs, then take their magic, then become the most powerful wizard in the world. You got yourself a deal?
Gargamel: Yes, Risky Boots. The Smurf magic will be mine. [he turns into Smurfslayer] [laughing]

Narrator: And now, it's time to go Behind the Toon. We ask Smurfette about her favorite song.
Smurfette: Well... It's a catchy song that topped the charts worldwide. It's Blue by Eiffel 65. It's featured on Smurfs: The Lost Village. I loved that song.

Narrator: And now, it's time for a Toon IQ test. If you get the answer right, you'll win a trip to Smurf Village and meet the Smurfs themselves. Who sings I'm a Lady, a song featured on Smurfs: The Lost Village? Is it?

A. Arianna Grande
B. Cher
C. Meghan Taylor

Narrator: Put on your Toon thinking caps. We'll have the answer later on in the fanfic.

Narrator: Stay Tuned for more Power Rangers: Super Toon Force and the answer to our Toon IQ test.

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