Smurfslayer Part 2

[RESUME TRANSMISSION]

[At Smileyland]

Kaeloo: Hello there, my friends!
Stumpy: Hello.
Kaeloo: It's that time again!
Stumpy: To play Mr. Cool Skin?
Mr. Cat: To assassinate Adam Sandler.
Kaeloo: No. It's time to learn today's lesson. And to find out what it is, we'll turn to... The Wheel of Morality! Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn. [the Wheel turns to 3] Moral number 3. And the Moral of today's fanfic is... Lather, rinse, repeat.
Mr. Cat: I'm speechless.
Stumpy: Pat, I want to buy a vowel.
Kaeloo: Wrong wheel.
Stumpy: Oops. Sorry.
Mr. Cat: [he pulls out a bazooka, and blasts Quack Quack]
Kaeloo: Mr. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!! [she turns into Bad Kaeloo] ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!! Grrrrrrrr...
Mr. Cat: Sorry.
Bad Kaeloo: [she beats up Mr. Cat]
Stumpy: [he makes some neck spasms]

Narrator: And now, it's time for Ask the Toons. Where real fans ask real questions of fake heroes and villains. Here's a question for Gargamel.
Fan: Hey, Gargamel. If you capture the Smurfs, what should you do to them?
Gargamel: Well... If I capture all the Smurfs, I'll drain all their magic, then use their magic to become the most powerful wizard in the world! With long hair.

Narrator: And now, it's time to check our Toon IQ. Who sings I'm a Lady, a song featured on Smurfs: The Lost Village? Is it?

A. Arianna Grande
B. Cher
C. Meghan Taylor

Narrator: The answer is C. Meghan Taylor. You got the answer right. Now, pack up your bags. You're going to Smurf Village! [Gargamel steps on the Smurf Village] Or maybe not.

And now, back to Power Rangers: Super Toon Force!

[At Smurf Village]

Smurfette: Hey, DJ Smurf! Drop that beat!
DJ Smurf: [he turns on the radio]

[We see a montage of the Rangers having some Smurf fun]

I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend, and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's standing outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

[At the woods]

Smurfslayer: Grrrrr... PULL! [he shoots at a log] I can't believe those Smurfs! They make me sick! But enough talk, time to terrorize!

[At the McBride House]

Clyde McBride: Too bad Lincoln's not here. Time for some Clyde fun!
Terzark: [he sets up the timer of his atomic bomb] When this atomic bomb explodes, it'll kill Clyde McBride and destroy Royal Woods!
Clyde: Oh boy! It's Morphin' Time! [he morphs into the Blue Ranger] Time to teach you a lesson, Terzark!
Terzark: In your dreams!
Clyde: [he takes down Terzark, then grabs the atomic bomb]
Terzark: No!
Clyde: Yes! [he feeds Terzark the atomic bomb] When this bomb explodes, goodbye Terzark! Bye!
Terzark: Dang it! I'll be back, Clyde! [he flees]
Clyde: Power down! [he de-morphs] That was close. I hope Lincoln's okay.

[Back at Smurf Village]

Wild Smurf: Huh?
Sassette: Gargamel!
Smurfslayer: It's Smurfslayer now! Surrender or perish!
Gutsy Smurf: Ey! You wanna piece of me? [he punches Smurfslayer]
Smurfslayer: [he throws Gutsy] [laughing]
Hefty Smurf: Guys! Do something!
Agent Xero: Right! It's morphin' time! [they morph into Power Rangers] Toon Rangers! Fear no danger!
Smurfslayer: I go bananas when you morph. Come out, my Shadow Smurfs! [he summons his Shadow Smurfs] Smurf Village will be destroyed!
Ben: Well. Let's test your luck!
Lincoln: We'll clear this with No Continues!
Marco: It's about to get wild! [they take down the Shadow Smurfs]
Todd: [he gives a Shadow Smurf a wedgie]
Riley: [she bonks a Shadow Smurf]
Gwen: [she blasts a Shadow Smurf]
Ben: [he trips a Shadow Smurf]
Agent Xero: [she takes down Smurfslayer] Let's pull out our blasters! [they pull out their blasters] FIRE! [they zap Smurfslayer]

[At Risky's ship]

Risky Boots: Grrrrrrrr... Fire the torpedoes! [they launch the torpedoes at Smurfslayer, causing him to turn steaming red and grow big]
Smurfslayer: [laughing] Time to squash Smurf Village once and for all!
Papa Smurf: Smurfs! RUN! [all the Smurfs flee as Smurfslayer steps on the Smurf Village]
Smurfette: Oh no. [cries] After all these sacrifices, Smurf Village is gone!
Smurfslayer: Too bad your Smurfy home is gone. Time to kill all of you Smurfs!
Agent Xero: I don't think so! We need MegaShip power now! [the MegaShip and MegaShuttle form the Astro MegaZord]
All: Astro MegaZord! Online! [they activate Mega Mode] Mega Mode! Online!
Lincoln: You'll pay for what you did to Smurf Village!
Gwen: Those poor little Smurfs are now homeless!
Ben: And now we're gonna teach you a lesson!
Smurfslayer: What? [the MegaZord takes him down] This isn't happening!
Agent Xero: [she summons the Mega Saber] Mega Saber! Final Strike! [the Mega Saber slashes Smurfslayer]
Smurfslayer: Holy Smurf! Is that your best effort? [he explodes]
Agent Xero: Whoo-Hoo! We're gonna retake the galaxy!

[Later, Smurfslayer turns back to Gargamel, but now Smurf sized]]

Gargamel: Is that the best you got?
Smurfette: Gargamel. Since you destroyed our home, we sentenced you to rebuild Smurf Village and be our slave... FOREVER!
Gargemel: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [cries]
Agent Xero: Well. Looks like another mission is completed, huh guys? [they turn back to normal]
Smurfette: Whoa! You're really humans?
Agent Xero: It's a long story.
Gwen: You Smurfs are so cute.
Ben: [he turns into Grey Matter] Mmmm. You look very interesting.
Brainy Smurf: I see.
Grey Matter!Ben: [he gives Brainy a wedgie] WEDGIE!
Brainy Smurf: GAH!
Gwen: [giggling]
Lincoln: [his phone called] Hello?
Clyde: Hi, Lincoln. I finally defeated Terzark alone!
Lincoln: By doing what?
Clyde: It's all simple.

[At the porta potty near a nuclear power plant in Poor County, Michigan]

Terzark: [he tries to poop out an atomic bomb]
Mikiza: Don't hurt yourself, poopsie.
Terzark: Quiet, honey! Just bring me more prunes!
Mikiza: Be careful. This bomb will explode any minute.
Terzark: The bomb? Oh boy. [he atomic bomb explodes, hitting a nuclear power plant, causing total meltdown, which destroys Poor County]
Mikiza: TERZARK! [cries] After all those years, the undefeated champion of Galaxy Warriors is dead! [many particals reform Terzark, who's now a baby]
Terzark: [cries]
Mikiza: Terzark?
Terzark: Eh?
Mikiza: I almost forgot. Zarkians have the ability to regenerate. After a Zarkian died, it regenerates. And the whole thing starts all over again. [she puts baby Terzark in a fresh diaper] Terzark. When you're big and strong, you'll lead an army capable of crushing mountains, demolishing entire cities, and wiping the Power Rangers off the face of the Earth FOREVER! [laughing]
Terzark: [giggling]

THE END

TOON SEZ

[We see a squirrel in a tree]

Todd: Hey, come here, little guy!
Riley: Hold it, Todd! Don't touch that squirrel! He might bite! You should never try to touch or pick up a wild animal, or even a pet you don't know! You might accidentally frighten it, causing it to bite you to protect itself!
Wild Dog: [it chases Terzark] ARF! ARF! ARF!
Terzark: Down, boy!
Riley: Play it safe with safe with animals you don't know! Don't touch! Toon Says! [giggling]