Sonic vs. Nack
THE ORIGIN OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
SONIC VS. NACK!
Sonic: After Nack told me about the big tournament, I want Prentis to give me some training.
Sonic: Hey, Prentis!
Sonic: A lot of training.
Sonic: Can you train me for the tournament?
Prentis: Sorry, dude. I am retired!
Sonic: If you don't train me to become a true hero, Nack is gonna be rich!
Prentis: Rich? [laughing]
Sonic: It's the truth!
So, ya wanna be a hero, dude?
I have been around the block before
With blockheads just like you.
Each and ev'ryone a disappointment,
Pain, EY! For which there ain't no ointment.
So much for excuses,
Though a kid of King is,
Asking me to jump into the fray.
My answer is two words - [he gets zapped by lightning]
Sonic: You mean, you'll do it?
Prentis: You win.
Sonic: You will be sorry, Prentis.
Prentis: Oh SEGA!
Sonic: So, when do we start? Can we start now?
Prentis: Oy vay!
I'd given up hope that someone would come along,
A fellow who'd ring the bell for once,